And when the person you love the most is always looking back at you the same way every morning, you know it’s #truelove. Sometimes, things might seem a little unclear, but that just means you need to clean your mirror.
That’s right, you can go ahead and admit it. Your favorite person is you. So go treat the hell out of yourself. While other people are sprucing themselves up for trite things called dates (ew!) we’ve listed a couple of items you can impress yourself with.
Who needs another warm body when you’re living your own best life? This Valentine’s Day, give all to your ultimate first love: you.
Smell you (I mean me) later.
Acqua di Gio? Coolwater? Old Spice? Those are cool. But we’ve been there, done that. For V-Day go with something a little more, well, you-nique (sorry, we had to!) with the new fragrance brand, Commodity. It’s unisex and comes in chic packaging that will always remind yourself of how beautiful you, too, are. The best part is that you can try it out for yourself in places like Sephora where it’s sold.
What we love most about Commodity is that the brand pushes for gender neutral everything and they have scents that no one else thought to make. our favorite so far is Bergamot ($135) and Book ($100). Bergamot is a fragrance with rich top notes like Italian Bergamot, Brazilian Green Mandarin Oil and Clementine oil. These essential oils have the ability to relax you by bringing your anxiety levels way down. Book is soothing yet sumptuous with its sandalwood and eucalyptus notes.
Try the smaller set of scents with their Style Guide ($24) or Storybook ($30) which has 9 and 12 of their collection, respectively. You can try all the different scents and buy the bottle that you like the most, or just continue buying this smaller bottles so you can smell different everyday depending on your mood (which is what I plan on doing).
Another good one is either of two fragrances from Malin + Goetz are dark rum ($165) and cannabis ($165). Y-E-S. Now, you won’t walk out smelling like you put some rum on your wrists or just rolled a fat blunt and rubbed the resin on your neck. Both contain our favorite ingredient this year: bergamot. No wonder why – it’s a spicy and mysterious scent that’s subtle, powerful and beautiful. Like you.
Can you make out with yourself? Asking for a friend.
Have you ever smelled so fresh to death you wanted to kiss yourself? Wait, is that just us (really, are we abnormal)?
Scraping your tongue with Dr Tung’s Stainless Steel Tongue Cleaner ($7) is the single best thing you can do to get your mouth tasting and smelling fresh. This tongue cleaner is by far the best one we’ve come across. Don’t just take our opinion, it’s actually the best selling tongue cleaner on the market. This one is one of the most sanitary, long-lasting, and portable we’ve come across. It’s lightweight stainless steel. It’s also 15% off when you spend $30 with promo code LOVE2018).
If you’re in the market for a new toothbrush, whether you’re using a manual or electric toothbrush, I just discovered this new toothbrush that is somewhere in between. I hate having to charge my electric toothbrush every week or so, and I also just don’t feel like my manual toothbrush is doing its job completely. Dr. Tung’s claims that clinical tests show that the Ionic Toothbrush ($26) actually gets 48% more plaque out than a manual brush.
It does have a battery in it that you don’t need to ever charge, and lasts up to two years. It is touch-activated to ionize your teeth, making plaque unstick to your teeth. If it sounds like voodoo magic, it is.
The gift that literally keeps on giving
Everyone’s skin is different. Everyone’s style is different. And there’s no way you’re going to buy a full-size bottle because we recommended it.
If you’re a skeptical beauty person (as you should be) we’d suggest you try a subscription box service. We’re into the one from BirchBoxMan ($24 for 3 months, $48 for 6 months, and $88 for a year). There’s even a special limited-time promo code LOVE20 to get you some discounts. The concept is straightforward: you can get five new products you’ve never tried every month. They come in handy, travel-friendly sample sizes that lasts about two weeks of daily use each, and if you like it, you can buy the full-sized bottle directly from BirchBox.
They customize your order by giving you a survey to describe your grooming needs and habits. Then they fill a box with the best products for you, and ship it to you. You’ll NEVER get the same product twice, so you’ll always be trying new products like shaving creams, hair wax, face washes, and anything you think you need.
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Can flossing be the most enjoyable part of your morning or night?
Hell nah! At least, that’s what I thought before researching flosses for a good two months. Yes, two whole months for this story! Brushing my teeth is bad enough, but then having to glide a thread in between my teeth to get some gunk out isn’t my idea of a night recap, especially if flossing creates intense bleeding.
It’s 2017, I asked myself. Isn’t there a better way of getting plaque from your teeth than getting some waxed string and going back and forth to get it out?
Certainly, there are. And I discovered there are plenty of new brands that are trying to change our perceptions of flossing. Take for instance, this one brand I just came across, called Cocofloss. It comes in flavors like strawberry and coconut. Um, what?! And this other vegan brand that actually uses a vegan wax (see below), something I didn’t even take into account was important to many people. Whatever the case, in the past few weeks, I realized flossing is becoming, well, flossy. Meaning, the flosses of your parents’ days are over. No longer is it just some waxed plastic string in any old dispenser.
While y’all were wondering whether or not to even consider doing this 30-second regimen, some die-hard flossers out there created flosses with flavors beyond mint, antiseptic properties, super fluffy textures akin to unicorn hair, biodegradable material, and vegan ingredients.
Needless to say, the floss game is serious. More so, flossing is becoming an aspect that’s now dare I say, enjoyable to my morning and night. In fact, I look forward to extracting gunk from my nasty ass teeth alleys. The following are the best ones I’ve found on the market and hope you, too will find enjoyable. Now get to it, heathen!
This is one of my favorites. The floss container is different from your typical floss because this one is a circular shape that rotates to cover up the floss on top from debris and whatnot. More importantly, the floss itself is not your typical thin plastic string. This floss is thick but super soft which is an amazing combo to help clean your teeth, without damaging your gums. Don’t get me wrong, if you haven’t flossed ever, your weak ass gums are probably going to bleed some.
For reasons unknown, the Smart Floss only comes in cardamom flavor. TBH, I’m only familiar with this spice because I once accidentally bought a jar of cardamom thinking it said ‘cinnamon.’ I mean, can you blame me? Probably. Cardamom smells like a pine tree and a bar of soap made a baby. It’s weird, but you’ll grow to like it. I mean, it’s a natural flavoring and I actually enjoy the subtle taste and smell because I’d much rather smell that than my dried saliva, so I’m okay with this lack of choice.
Those with cardamommy issues (lol) need not apply. . Otherwise, get it here.
Vegan floss. Now WTF is that? At first glance, it looks like the usual mint floss, except this has its wax derived from candelilla shrubs in the Southwestern US desert to keep it vegan. The floss itself is made of nylon filaments which they managed to make nearly as fluffy and soft as their non-vegan silk floss.
It also comes in Cranberry – and you might be wondering if you want the taste of cranberries in your mouth. It’s not something you don’t want, but not exactly something you were going for. Don’t trip though, while the mint will actually taste like mint, the cranberry is not flavored. They just use the essences to capture the beneficial properties of cranberry including its antibacterial property – and they include natural xylitol to all their flosses, which reduces acidity in the mouth while preventing bacteria.
Lastly, they have their Natural Silk Floss which is completely biodegradable (and also super soft), so you don’t have to feel guilty of your floss potentially creating a noose for a bird just trying to have fun at the local landfill.
Did I mention the floss is made at a fair-trade cooperative in Colombia? And the cranberries are picked in the States? And the wax comes from the deserts of Southwestern US? And that you can buy it online and get it shipped right to your door?
This one is for the true eco-friendly consumer. It’s made by a Florida-based company that doesn’t specialize in dental products but instead specializes in making awesome eco-friendly products. They like to emphasize that they’re not about toothbrushes or hygiene, but that they are “about the fact that every person can make a difference in the world.” Can I get an Amen?
This fine Italian floss comes in a completely biodegradable packaging with plant-based plastic, AND the floss is natural silk, which is also biodegradable. The packaging itself is the floss container once you rip it at the perforated lines. Now about the floss itself: while it is silk, it’s not super fluffy and soft, reminiscent of unicorn hair. The plus side is that if your teeth are super close together and you ain’t got space for the fluffy floss, this one will slip right in and clean out your tooth alleys.
This is definitely the most complete product of the future. Fully sustainable, biodegradable, and natural. Flossing never felt so right. Get it here.
If I had to pick only one floss brand to use for the rest of my life, this would be it. This company was started by the Cu sisters (Asian-Americans + Californians represent!) who are the perfect duo for this product. A dentist and an artist created this product, and you’ll see both of their expertise play out in these 32 yards of floss. The design is simple and beautiful, yet very practical and informing. For instance, I never knew how much floss I was supposed to use until I came across Cocofloss’ graphic on the back of their product that shows a progression of how long this thing should last (60 days) if you floss every day using 18 inches each time. The more you know! Cue shooting star.
The floss itself is glorious. Super soft like Dr. Tung’s Smart Floss because of the microfibers used, so you actually feel like you’re scrubbing the tooth alleys clean. The floss is a turquoise color, so you can see all the treasure you harvested pretty clearly, unless you’ve been eating turquoise food. Unlikely. So what puts this one above the rest?
The flavors are the kickers. It comes in coconut, mint, cara cara oranges, and strawberry. The Cu sisters were kind enough to send us three of the four (the orange came out after they had sent it) and, again, if you want to stick with mint, be my guest. I’m going to adventure on to strawberries and coconuts. The secret evil plan by the sisters was to make flossing actually enjoyable enough to do it daily. I think they nailed it. Your whole mouth just tastes like you just low key made out with a coconut or strawberry.
If I had this as a kid, I might have avoided a few cavities and that damn root canal I had to get in high school. It would have been right up there next to that grape-flavored dinosaur toothpaste that got me to actually enjoy brushing my teeth, though I’m sure it was because I wanted to “accidentally” eat some of the toothpaste. I have so far resisted consuming this floss, but I do pick it up just to smell it every now and then.
I read a review about their product where someone said that it was like flossing with unicorn hair. I can confirm this is true. Subscribe to their floss plan for $3.50/month or get a 3-pack on their site to try them all.
Most of y’all have either seen this or used this before. This was probably one of my favorite flosses before I discovered this other world of flosses. So to give you a comparison, this one is definitely soft in its own way, but not like the fluffy type. This one is flat, so it’s great for tighter spaces and for cleaning out the area where the gum and teeth meet. My only complaint is that it glides so well that I don’t feel like I’m scrubbing the sides, but more like scraping or filleting my plaque. Not as satisfying, but gets the job done in terms of dislodging gunks of your once-delicious meal. Flavors, packaging, and all that are fairly basic. It comes in mint or original (no flavor), but it has a bunch of varieties in terms of ‘extra soft’ and ‘whitening’ and ‘ultrafloss.’ Mainly gimmick words, IMO. This is the #1 Best Selling floss on Amazon — but instead of being described as fluffy, they use “silky-smooth” which is pretty accurate. But then again, you can get the literal smoothness of silk from the other flosses mentioned above.
This is your go-to floss when you’re out of floss and find yourself at a big box store like Target. Get it really anywhere, like here.
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Another thing I confirmed during this review was that I was not a unicorn, unfortunately. Let me explain. When I was doing my floss research, I came across some blog on the best eco-friendly flosses by this super minimalist lady who was doing this whole zero-waste thing. Her recommendations were mediocre and a lot of it was nearly impossible to acquire… except her last recommendation. She had read somewhere that some zero-waste extremists floss with their hair. Like three strands and boom, you have an all-natural, biodegradable, free of charge, super portable floss.
I collected about three stray strands of hair from my head and went for the front two teeth. Floss floss floss, then as I was trying to pull my cage-free organic hair out, it snagged and broke. Now I had three strands of hair and the plaque it tried to remove, stuck in my teeth and tickling my lips. I reach for my beloved Cocofloss to help resolve this mistake and to treat myself to a little tropical mouthcation.
Anyways, I did it so you guys will never be curious enough to try it. It’s definitely the least sanitary and least effective way to floss. I would say it’s the most portable, but if that’s your concern, go get a portable floss satchel pack from Radius instead.
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